In life, you have choices, the healthy and not. And sometimes it's tricky to choose what you ought. So if you're wondering what makes you ill. It's easy to know because everything will. "A"... is for Alcohol. Source of addiction. Liver diseases and other afflictions. So how about Water ? That might be okay. But if it's in plastic.. there's "B"... - B.P.A.
mmm "C"... is for corn syrup, soda pop users and also for carbs found in sugary juices. "D"... Dehydration. You still have to drink. Though all of these beverages seem like they stink.
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Eating too little? Or too much to count? "E"... is for Eating in perfect amounts. And eating somethings that you shouldn't consume. 'Cause dozens of dishes will lead to your doom. "F"... is for Fried food that's filled up with fat. Gluten for "G"... And that is if you buy into that. "H"... is for Hot dogs. Who knows how thay're made! "I"... This is for Insecticide... Veggies are sprayed. "J"... is for jerky with way too much salt. And "K"... is for Kale. It's also at fault - But isn't it healthy? - I'm glad you asked. You see Cabbage and Kale make thyroids too fast.
"L".. is for Lyme Disease, carried by ticks. Malaria... "M"... that mosquitoes inflict. "N"...N-diethyl-m-toluamide. kills all the Bugs and it kills your inside. "O"... is for Oxygen-less recreation. "P"... for Pollution in each inhalation. "Q"... for Quicksilver. Fishing is wrecked. "R"... Deadly radon that's hard to detect. "S"... is for Sunscreen, but also the sun. Both give you cancer. Now isn't that fun? "T"... that's for Tobacco. "UV"... for U.V "W"... Watching way too much TV.
"X"... as expected is X RAY. "Y"... is surprisingly 'yerba mate' "Z"... is for Zealotry... any insistence that you found the key to eternal existence. You can't avoid danger. Just go on and try. No matter your actions, you're still gonna die.
